thwiptom:

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

tealesbian:

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

pixelartinc:

orriculum:

my roommate is simultaneously trying to calm down before her phone interview and psych herself up so she’s playing the animal crossing music but also striking power poses every few seconds

theindivisual:

i killed a plant once because i gave
it too much water. lord, i worry
that love is violence.

— José Olivarez, from “Getting Ready to Say I Love You to My Dad, It Rains,” Citizen Illegal

gunahkarsekreter:

jillbert:

jillbert:

jillbert:

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫